Keyword: Baby

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Children Family

I’ve wanted to have a baby for about five years, but she wants one forever.

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
Family

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year

Book Titles Family

I’m a sensitive guy; I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Children Emotions

I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Miscellaneous

If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.

Family Proverbs

Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

Definitions Family