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Bad
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Life
Bad
Good
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions