Keyword: Bagpipes

The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment Music

Accordion: A pleated bagpipe.

Definitions Entertainment Music Things

The difference between bagpipes and an onion is that nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

Situations

The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.

Entertainment Golf Music Sports

A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

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