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Baptists
The difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist was that a Northern Baptist says, "There ain't no Hell," and a Southern Baptist says, "The hell 'ere ain't."
‘Brother’ David Gardner
(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer
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My dad was Catholic, my mom was Baptist — which was great 'cause at church we got bread and chicken.
Al Clethen Jr.
American comedian
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Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!
Lewis Grizzard Jr.
(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
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