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Keyword: Baths

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? … that’s why I never take baths.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Situations Baths

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

Sylvia Plath
(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet
Health Baths

You’re welcome to take a bath; you look like the second week of the garbage strike.

Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Appearance Baths Cleanliness From “The Gingerbread Lady”

I'm not a bath man myself; more of a cologne man.

Homer Simpson
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Baths Cologne

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Archimedes's Third Principle
Murphy’s Laws Baths Telephone













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