Keyword: Batteries

If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead… it’s a shit life.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.

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The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys; I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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What do batteries run on?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.

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