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Batteries
Batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.
Shelton's Law of Pocket Calculators
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Things
Batteries
Calculators
Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.
Anonymous
Definitions
Things
Batteries
Flashlight
The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys; I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I.
Sarah Millican
(1975 – ) English comedian
Sex
Things
Batteries
What do batteries run on?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things
Batteries
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things
Again
Batteries
Buy
Not included
If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead… it’s a shit life.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Things
Batteries