Keyword: Bedroom

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like “no he didn’t, clearly there was a struggle”.

American comedian & actor
Miscellaneous

They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom; I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance.

comedian
Activities Exercise Sex

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late?

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Places Religion

Murray: A woman is giving birth to a baby in Mary’s bedroom!

Sue Ann: I know! And it’s probably the most exciting thing that’ll ever happen in there!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes