Keyword: Behavior

He really grates me up the wrong way.

Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.

Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. 

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Perhaps we could have a translation, I could not quite follow.

(1894 – 1986) British prime minister

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will sometimes produce bizarre behavior… and I’m not talking about the kids.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Act like you’ve got some raisin.

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

They’re like two cats in a sack.

I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

If our politicians were better at pretending to get along, there wouldn’t be any war.

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic

The wages of sin are unreported.