Keyword: Behavior

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

Perhaps we could have a translation, I could not quite follow.

(1894 – 1986) British prime minister

The wages of sin are unreported.

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

They’re like two cats in a sack.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Be normal, and the crowd will accept you… be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor

Act like you’ve got some raisin.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will sometimes produce bizarre behavior… and I’m not talking about the kids.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.

Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist

If our politicians were better at pretending to get along, there wouldn’t be any war.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. 

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist