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Beverly Hills
Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery – or, as it's commonly known here in Beverly Hills, natural causes.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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Beverly Hills
Plastic surgery
It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.
Matt Wohlfarth
American comedian
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Beverly Hills
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Don’t forget Mother’s Day; or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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Beverly Hills
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Beverly Hills is so exclusive… their fire department won’t make house calls.
Mort Sahl
(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Hollywood
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Beverly Hills
Exclusive