Keyword: Bill Clinton

President Clinton apparently gets so much action that every couple of weeks they have to spray WD-40 on his zipper.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
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For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.

(1977 – ) American comedian
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He was once visiting the French Quarter during a hurricane and got blown behind a dumpster.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business… my business.

(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
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Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.

(1947 – ) American author
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Bonnie Blows Clinton

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Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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There's only two white men that black people love: Bill Clinton and Bob Barker.

(1963 – ) American comedian
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Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much confined to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes.

(1938 – ) political commentator, author, columnist, politician & broadcaster
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Everyone has a skeleton in their closet; the difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet.

(1938 – ) political commentator, author, columnist, politician & broadcaster
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results

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