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Keyword: Bills

Oh God, bills, bills, bills. … Honestly Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican – whichever way I turn, I’ve still got an enormous bill in front of me.

Rowan Atkinson
(1955 – ) English actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder” Bills

Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.

Anonymous
Money Bills

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Money Bills Commercials Debt

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Money Science/Weather Bills Electricity

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Bills Checks Mail Speed













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