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Bills
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Money
Bills
Commercials
Debt
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Money
Science/Weather
Bills
Electricity
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Bills
Checks
Mail
Speed
Oh God, bills, bills, bills. … Honestly Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican – whichever way I turn, I’ve still got an enormous bill in front of me.
Rowan Atkinson
(1955 – ) English actor
Money
TV/Movie Quotes
As Blackadder in “Blackadder”
Bills
Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.
Anonymous
Money
Bills