Keyword: Birds

Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-dropping, Seed-throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there; hunters would be all confused.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

(1938 – 2007) British writer

Did you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you’d be helping it?

Comedian

I can levitate birds… no one cares.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?"

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

A bird in the hand is dead.

Get two birds stoned at once.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.