Keyword: Birth (Page 2)

I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body… then I was born.

American stand up comedian & juggler
Communication Wordplay

One of my uncles said that apparently at birth I snuck out… I thought maybe someone was following me.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Characteristics

Birth: The first and dirtiest of all disasters. 

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Situations

Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don’t-a remember. I was just a little baby.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say "I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'."

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Communication People Self

I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell… except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.


Health

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals Dogs Situations

All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
People