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Blind
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
(1533 – 1592) French writer
Marriage
Blind
Deaf
Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.
Anonymous
Emotions
Love
Marriage
Blind
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
Joan Vinge
People
Blind
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
Dave Kellett
web cartoonist
(Sheldon)
Communication
Language
Blind
English
German dictionary
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions
Love
Blind
Sweethearts
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
Proverbs
Blind
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
People
Things
Blind
Deaf
Two blind fellows walk into a wall…
Lee Mack
(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
People
Situations
Blind
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?'
Adam Bloom
British comedian
Situations
Blind
Litter