Keyword: Boredom

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Insults

… just to relieve the monopoly.

Malaprops Situations

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking; but I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they are still going.

(1883 – 1962) British barrister, judge, politician & preacher
Communication Speech Time

The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics Intelligence

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

It’s like watching wallpaper dry.

Mixed metaphors

Actuary: Someone who cannot stand the excitement of chartered accountancy.

Occupations Work

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Entertainment Television

Gee, what a terrific party… later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Insults Situations