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Boredom
Actuary: Someone who cannot stand the excitement of chartered accountancy.
Glan Thomas
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Work
Actuaries
Boredom
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower
(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Entertainment
Television
Boredom
Gee, what a terrific party… later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other.
Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Insults
Situations
Boredom
Parties
I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking; but I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they are still going.
William Norman Birkett
(1883 – 1962) British barrister, judge, politician & preacher
Communication
Speech
Time
Boredom
Watches
It’s like watching wallpaper dry.
Anonymous
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Boredom
… just to relieve the
monopoly.
Anonymous
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Situations
Boredom
Monotony
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
Anonymous
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Boredom
The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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Intelligence
Boredom
Curiosity
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Fresco's Discovery
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Boredom
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