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Borrowing
Stuff tends to break when it is loaned or borrowed.
Anonymous
Accidents
Problems
Things
Borrowing
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
Proverb
Friends
Money
People
Young
Borrowing
Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.
Will Cuppy
(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic
Situations
Borrowing
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Books
Communication
Time
Borrowing
Forgetting
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money
Borrowing
Debt
Living with our means
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
Babcock's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Borrowing
Breaking
A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.
Dylan Thomas
(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Friends
Money
People
Borrowing