Keyword: Bosses

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are always funny.

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him.

(1982 – ) American author

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you’re away and get nothing done, there’s another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

(1869 – 1946) American bridge builder & engineer

No man goes before his time… unless the boss leaves early.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.