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Boyfriends
How long is it polite to pretend to continue to listen to someone after they’ve revealed they’ve got a boyfriend?
Russell Brand
(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Characteristics
Communication
Boyfriends
Listen
My boyfriend and I broke up; he wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Marriage
Relationships
Boyfriends
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
People
Boyfriends
Rain
I don't have a boyfriend right now; I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
Anna Nicole Smith
(1967 – 2007) American model
Money
Relationships
Boyfriends
He’s not technically a lawyer, but he’s got three court cases next week.
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli (1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Law
People
Boyfriends
In high school, I wanted to be a feminist, but my boyfriend wouldn't let me.
Denise Munro
comedian
Beliefs
People
Boyfriends
Feminists