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Bragging
A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.
Ann Landers
(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
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Big fish
Bragging
Empty vessels make most noise.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Bragging
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Places
Bragging
Church
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Heaven
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
Bragging: The patter of tiny feats.
Anonymous
Definitions
Bragging
Women won't even brag about [giving birth]… we men, when we fix a doorknob, drinks are on the house.
Darrell Hammond
(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist
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People
Speech
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Birth
Bragging