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Bravery
I think the bravest thing I’ve ever done is misjudge how much shopping I want to buy and still not go back to get a basket.
Stuart Laws
(1984 – ) British comedian
Emotions
Bravery
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
Fear
Bravery
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Characteristics
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
Foxholes
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Characteristics
Men
People
War
Bikini wax
Bravery
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Jonathan Swift
(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
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Bravery
Oysters
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's First Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
Foxhole
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery