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Budgets
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month; others just go over them.
Sally Poplin
Money
Budgets
Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess.
Bolton's Law of Ascending Budgets
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Budgets
It's clearly a budget; it's got a lot of numbers in it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Budgets
Numbers
Scientists who dislike the restraints of highly organized research like to remark that a truly great research worker needs only three pieces of equipment – a pencil, a piece of paper, and a brain… but they quote this maxim more often at academic banquets than at budget hearings.
Price's Law of Science
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Budgets
Scientists
Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Budgets
Exceptions