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Busy
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Busy
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.
Anonymous
Expressions
Busy
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I'm busier than a stump full of ants.
Anonymous
Activities
Situations
Busy
If you're too busy to go fishin', you're too busy.
Buddy Ebsen
(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Activities
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”
Busy
Fishing
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Animals
Bees
Busy
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
[Sarcastically] I’m about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sheriff John Hoxley in “Six of a Kind”
Busy
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions