Keyword: Butter

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Cats Food/Drink Things

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs