Keyword: Butter

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Cats Food/Drink Things

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Murphy’s Laws