Keyword: Caddies

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

American professional golfer

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Spanish professional golfer

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies – one to walk the left rough, one for the right rough, and one down the middle. And the one down the middle doesn't have much to do.

American professional golfer

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

American professional golfer

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver; the sand wedge is far more effective.

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Why ask me? You've asked me two times already and paid no atention to what I said. So pick your own goddam club!