Keyword: California

In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist , or is a therapist going to a therapist.

(1924 – 1984) American author

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Dick Cheney says he loves California… out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

California is a nice place to live – if you happen to be an orange.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor