Keyword: California

Dick Cheney says he loves California… out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist , or is a therapist going to a therapist.

(1924 – 1984) American author

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

California is a nice place to live – if you happen to be an orange.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor