Keyword: Cameras

When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Things

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations Things

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce… instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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