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Camping
What, I’m gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I’m homeless?
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Camping
My grandfather was killed at Custer’s last stand… he was camping in the next field and went over to complain about the noise.
Joey Adams
(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Activities
Camping
Custer’s last stand
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Camping
Lewis and Clark
Last time I went camping I accidentally borrowed a circus tent.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Camping
Circus tents
The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.
Barber's First Law of Backpacking
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Backpacking
Camping
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Camping
Motels
For me dying is a lot like going camping… I don't want to do it.
Phil Wang
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Camping
The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunk and have dirty feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up.
Andi Smith
comedian
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Camping
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