Keyword: Camping

For me dying is a lot like going camping… I don't want to do it.


Death

What, I’m gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I’m homeless?

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The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunk and have dirty feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up.

comedian
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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My grandfather was killed at Custer’s last stand… he was camping in the next field and went over to complain about the noise.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
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The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

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Last time I went camping I accidentally borrowed a circus tent.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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