Keyword: Candidates

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

American comedian & actor

The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.