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Capital punishment
Many of these guys on death row have done heinous things, but when we as a people sink to their level and execute them, then we’re no better than Republicans.
David Feldman
American comedian & writer
Death
Government
Politicians
Capital punishment
Republicans
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer.; but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Death
People
Capital punishment
Imprisonment
Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.
Anonymous
Crime
Death
Definitions
Killing
Capital punishment
Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.
Orrin Hatch
(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death
Life
Capital punishment
You’ve got to execute people; how else are they going to learn?
Mort Sahl
(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death
Government
Law
Capital punishment