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The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code… they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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The Da Vinci Code
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Catholicism is the most adhesive religion in the world; if you joined the Taliban, you’d merely be regarded as a bad Catholic.
Dara Ó Briain
(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
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There’s only one difference between Catholics and Jews; Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
Elayne Boosler
(1952 – ) comedian
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