Keyword: Celebrity

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer

The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.

(1914 – ) historian

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla; you don’t quit when you’re tired—you quit when the gorilla is tired.

(1913 – 1975) American actor

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

These days a star is anyone who can hold a microphone; a super star is someone who has shaken hands with Lew Grade, and a super-super-star is someone who has refused to shake hands with Lew Grade.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer