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Celebrity
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The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Success
Celebrity
Fame
I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.
Jessica Simpson
(1980 – ) American singer
Music
Success
Celebrity
Diva
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Success
Celebrity
Specific
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
Characteristics
Insults
People
Success
Celebrity
Racism
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment
Success
Celebrity
Ed Sullivan
Talent
Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.
Eileen Atkins
(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter
Success
Celebrity
Fame
Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.
Anonymous
Definitions
Celebrity
Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous… that’s easy… it’s getting laid when you’re
not
famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Sex
Success
Celebrity
Fame
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
Celebrity
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Money
Success
Celebrity
Worth
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
People
Success
Celebrity
Sunglasses
I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.
Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life
Success
Celebrity
Jealousy
The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.
Mel Brooks
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Success
Celebrity
Sanity
It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla; you don’t quit when you’re tired—you quit when the gorilla is tired.
Robert Strauss
(1913 – 1975) American actor
Success
Celebrity
Fame
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Tradition
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Mothers
Success
Celebrity
Fame
Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.
Greil Marcus
(1945 – ) author, music journalist & cultural critic
People
Situations
Success
Celebrity
Elvis Presley
Talent
Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.
Harry Cohn
(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success
Time
Celebrity
Overnight star
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Life
Success
Celebrity
Toilet paper
Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money
Success
Work
Celebrity
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
(1906 – 1987) American actress
Acting
Age
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Celebrity
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