Keyword: Celebrity (Page 2)

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.

(1914 – ) historian

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer

The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla; you don’t quit when you’re tired—you quit when the gorilla is tired.

(1913 – 1975) American actor

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian