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Character
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Body
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Fat
Character
I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating; I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
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Tonya Harding
You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.
Paul Dietzel
American football player, coach & administrator
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Character
Football doesn’t build character; it eliminates the weak ones.
Darrell Royal
(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
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Football
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Character
Character: What you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.
Anonymous
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Character
They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.
Ray Malvasi
American football coach
Football
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