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Charisma
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of:a speed bump.
Will Durst
(1952 – ) American political satirist
Insults
People
Charisma
Personality
Walter Mondale
Nigel Mansell is the only man who goes to Nick Faldo for charisma lessons.
Nick Hancock
English actor & television personality
Auto racing
Insults
Sports
Charisma
Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell
Let the others have the charisma, I've got the class.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Characteristics
Charisma
Class
Nigel Mansell is someone with about as much charisma as a damp spark-plug.
Alan Hubbard
British sportswriter
Auto racing
Insults
Sports
Charisma
Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell
Shirley Temple had charisma as a child… but it cleared up as an adult.
Totie Fields
(1930 – 1978) American comedian
Characteristics
Time
Charisma
Shirley Temple
Jimmy Carter couldn't even hold his own attention.
Will Durst
(1952 – ) American political satirist
Insults
Charisma
Jimmy Carter
Personality