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Cheese
The worse thing about eating an entire block of cheese by yourself is everything I just said.
Nathan Anderson
American comedian
Eating
Food/Drink
Cheese
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Communication
Food/Drink
Language
Cheese
Picture
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Cheese
Poets
Cheese Problems Solved
P L H McSweeney
Book Titles
Food/Drink
Cheese
Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.
Henry Schriver
(1914 – 2011) American politician
Food/Drink
Apple pie
Cheese
I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink
Cheese
Cheese – milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Food/Drink
Time
Cheese
Immortality