Keyword: Chess

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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A friend of mine recently joked that his mobile phone will beat Magnus Carlsen; I said, ‘What are you talking about? My microwave could beat Magnus Carlsen.’

(1965 – ) British chess grandmaster & chess writer
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I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

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Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
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