Keyword: Chicago

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’d give real money to see the perpetrators of Chicago torn apart by dingoes.

writer, editor & film reviewer

Chicago is not the most corrupt American city, it’s the most theatrically corrupt.


A bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough… let’s go west.”

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it’s a sport.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer

I’m from Chicago, but I pay child support in Seattle; I’m just kidding – I don’t pay child support.

(1975 – ) American comedian, actor & writer

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago, because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor