Keyword: Chicago

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer
Emotions Love Places

I’m from Chicago, but I pay child support in Seattle; I’m just kidding – I don’t pay child support.

(1975 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
Age Children Family Marriage Places

Chicago is not the most corrupt American city, it’s the most theatrically corrupt.


Places

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Football Misspokements Science/Weather Sports

I’d give real money to see the perpetrators of Chicago torn apart by dingoes.

writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Places Speech

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago, because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death Places Politics

A bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough… let’s go west.”

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Places

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it’s a sport.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer
Activities Elections/Voting Government Places Sports