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Chinese food
The Chinese food in China is not better than the Chinese food here, mostly because of differences of definitions of words that we have – like, for example, 'beef.'
Jake Johannsen
(1960 – ) American comedian
Communication
Definitions
Food/Drink
Language
Beef
Chinese food
Words
When I visit China I like to get Chinese food… ff course, over there they just call it food.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Food/Drink
Places
China
Chinese food
I just love Chinese food; my favorite dish is number 27.
Clement Attlee
(1883 – 1967) British prime minister & politician
Food/Drink
Chinese food
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better.
Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Food/Drink
Chinese food