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Chocolate
Exercise is a dirty word; every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles Schulz
(1922 – 2000) American cartoonist (Peanuts)
Activities
Exercise
Chocolate
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Charles Dickens
(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Friends
People
Chocolate
Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Men
People
Chocolate
Hips
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist
Characteristics
Chocolate
Strength
Mary: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything. Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing;
chocolate
can do it all!
Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Chocolate
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
Slick's Second Law of the Universe
Body
Fat
Murphy’s Laws
Chocolate
All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Lucy van Pelt
cartoon character in,
Peanuts
, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Emotions
Love
Chocolate