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Choice
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Children
Family
People
Women
Choice
Good
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst possible course.
Rudin's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Choice
Decisions
The child that divides gets last pick.
Mrs. Rawson's Law for Sharing Desserts
Children
Murphy’s Laws
Choice
Desserts
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics
Bad
Choice
Evil
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Choice
Evil
You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.
Mrs. Murphy's Law of Perversity
Murphy’s Laws
Bread
Butter
Choice
Required option
Oxymoron
Oxymorons
Choice
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Age
Clothing
Old
Choice
Socks