Keyword: Choice

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

The child that divides gets last pick.

Children Murphy’s Laws

I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Age Clothing Old

Required option

Oxymorons

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Children Family People Women

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics

In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst possible course.

Murphy’s Laws