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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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