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Christians
I’m selling a “Bigfoot hunting for Christians” book because people who believe in both will obviously buy anything.
Zac Felts
American comedian
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Bigfoot
Christians
Gullible
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages – as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already.
Edward Abbey
(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
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Heaven: The Coney Island of the Christian imagination.
Elbert Hubbard
(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Christians
Heaven
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
(1819 – 1891) American novelist, essayist & poet
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Christians
Christians can have big tits, too.
Jane Russell
(1921 – 2011) American film actress & sex symbol
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