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Civilization
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Weinberg's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
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Civilization: A process whereby one generation finds the questions to the previous generation’s answers.
Anonymous
Definitions
Civilization
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
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Decadence
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Conflict
Killing
War
Civilization
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Allen's Law of Civilization
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Civilization
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
William Feather
(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Happiness
Intelligence
People
Civilization
The English think soap is civilization.
Heinrich von Treitschke
(1834 – 1896) German historian & political writer
England
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Civilization
Soap