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Class
The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.
Herrnstein's Law
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Attention
Class
Instructors
Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class
Brooksmith’s Law of Class Distinction
Murphy’s Laws
Class
Names
Let the others have the charisma, I've got the class.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Characteristics
Charisma
Class
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
Class
Instructors
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Work
Class