Keyword: Cleaning

I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
Housework

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Characteristics Situations

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Housework Work

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

I just did some serious cleaning in here; you could totally eat off this table.

Activities

I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

comedian
Housework Men People