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Clowns
I manufactured clown shoes… which was no small feat.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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Work
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Shoes
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Clowns
I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.
‘Larry the Cable Guy’
Dan Whitney (1963 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & voice artist
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Clowns
Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.
Louis Katz
stand-up comedian
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.
Walinsky's First Law of Political Campaigns
Murphy’s Laws
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Clowns
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