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If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."

Jerry Glanville

professional football & TV commentator

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Sports Coaching Salary

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Doctors School Coaching

How hard is it to coach track? … tell ‘em to stay to the left and get back as fast as you can.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Sports Coaching Track

Coaching: Eliminating mistakes before you get fired.

Anonymous

Definitions Coaching

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Football Sports Coaching Common goals

They're a little bit like money. You don't want to die with them and give them to your kids, so you might as well use them if you need them.

Mike Leach

American football coach

Football Sports Coaching On the use of timeouts

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and be dumb enough to think it’s important.

Eugene McCarthy

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet

Football Government Politics Sports Coaching

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

John Madden

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

Activities Sports Coaching Rules

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot; finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Doctors Health Occupations Sports Work Coaching

Just give every coach the same amount of money and tell them they can keep what’s left over.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Money Sports Coaching When asked how to stop illegal recruiting

If you’re going to make every game a matter of life or death, you’re going to have a lot of problems… for one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.

Dean Smith

(1931 – ) American college basketball coach

Basketball Sports Coaching

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching O. J. Simpson Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach

If I’m half the coach on the bench that I was in the stands, we’ll have no problems.

Bob Plager

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Coaching

I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.

Bob Plager

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Coaching

There are only two plays that I know, Romeo and Juliet and put the damn ball in the basket.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Basketball Sports Coaching Plays

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius

There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock.

Dave Bristol

professional baseball manager

Sports Coaching

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Keyword: Coaching

If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

How hard is it to coach track? … tell ‘em to stay to the left and get back as fast as you can.

Coaching: Eliminating mistakes before you get fired.

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

They're a little bit like money. You don't want to die with them and give them to your kids, so you might as well use them if you need them.

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and be dumb enough to think it’s important.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot; finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Just give every coach the same amount of money and tell them they can keep what’s left over.

If you’re going to make every game a matter of life or death, you’re going to have a lot of problems… for one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

If I’m half the coach on the bench that I was in the stands, we’ll have no problems.

I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.

There are only two plays that I know, Romeo and Juliet and put the damn ball in the basket.

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock.