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Committees
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A decision is what a man makes when he can’t get anyone to serve on a committee.
Fletcher Knebel
(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist
Intelligence
Committees
Decisions
There are four things that hold back human progress – ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.
Charles J.C. Lyall
(1797 – 1875) American accountant
Intelligence
Situations
Stupidity
Committees
Progress
Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.
Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
People
Time
Committees
I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.
G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Places
Success
Things
Committees
Statues
A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
People
Committees
There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.
Oesner's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Committees
An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.
Anonymous
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Committees
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Barnett Cocks
British clerk of the House of Commons
Ideas
Intelligence
Committees
All committee reports conclude that “it is not prudent to change the policy (or procedure, or organization, or whatever) at this time.”
Martin's Law of Committees
Murphy’s Laws
People
Committees
If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Arthur J. Goldberg
(1908 – 1990) American statesman, jurist & attorney
Beliefs
Opinion
People
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Christopher Columbus
Committees
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