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Conclusions
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Manley's Maxim
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Conclusions
Logic
How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.
Vince Ferragamo
professional football player
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Conclusions
If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions aren't likely to be very good.
Burns's Balance
Murphy’s Laws
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Assumptions
Conclusions
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
Matz's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
Thinking
Conclusions
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Science/Weather
Conclusions
Experts
Statistics
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Arthur Block
Intelligence
Thinking
Conclusions