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Consultants
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
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A consultant is someone you pay a hundred-dollars-an-hour to give you the same advice you ignore from your assistant.
Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
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A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.
Rodriguez's Observation
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A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.
Allen's Observation
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A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
Scott Adams
(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
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