Keyword: Consultants

A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
People

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

(1905 –1998) American author
Occupations Work

A consultant is someone you pay a hundred-dollars-an-hour to give you the same advice you ignore from your assistant.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Occupations People Work

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.

Money Murphy’s Laws